THE FOCUSED BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for March 30th, 2023

Hey,

I’m focused on a couple of things this week. Being focused leads to accomplishing goals. I like having goals. It gives life direction and meaning. This was an exciting week for me. With another leader in the motorcycle industry, we may have started a path toward more freedom. I’m itching to tell you more, but we just tested the waters. It has to do with the first news item. I would hope SEMA has massive success, but we will see. Hopefully, by next week I will have something more to report.

Let’s hit the news and at the end I will report on other goals in the works.

The Bikernet Weekly News is sponsored in part by companies who also dig Freedom including: Cycle Source Magazine, the MRF, Las Vegas Bikefest, Iron Trader News, ChopperTown, BorntoRide.com and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum.

SEMA-Supported Bill Introduced in U.S. House of Representatives to Prevent Internal Combustion Engine Bans

U.S. Representative John Joyce (R-PA) introduced H.R. 1435, the “Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act,” a bill designed to protect Americans’ right to choose the technology that powers their motor vehicles.

The bill was introduced in response to the California Air Resources Board’s plans to ban the sale of new internal combustion engine vehicles by 2035.

The Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act would restrict the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) from issuing a waiver for regulations that would ban the sale or use of new motor vehicles with internal combustion engines.

The bill is important to stopping CARB’s plans to ban ICE vehicles, which requires the EPA to waive federal preemption provisions in the Clean Air Act in order for California’s zero-emissions vehicle (ZEV) mandate to go into effect.

–SEMA

“In a major sense the MIC, the AMA, triple A, the NMA, and every other motorcycle and automobile organization on the planet should initiate similar bills and actions, but I only found one willing to step up. The Motorcycle Riders Foundation.”
–Bandit

 

QUICK, MEDITATE AT THE TEMPLE–

 
When things feel overwhelming remember, One thought at a time, One task at a time, One day at a time.

–Ray Russell
Senior Professor of Philosophy
Bikernet University

POLARIS XCHANGE— 

Polaris launches Xchange Powersports Marketplace Giving Consumers an Easy and Convenient Way to Shop Online for New and Used Vehicles

Polaris Xchange puts consumers in the driver’s seat as they shop online for off-road vehicles, snowmobiles, motorcycles, side-by-sides, auto-cycles, and ATVs

Polaris Xchange offers an extensive inventory of new and used Polaris powersports vehicles

Polaris Inc. (NYSE: PII), the global leader in powersports, is putting customers in the driver’s seat as they shop for their first or next powersports vehicle with the introduction of Polaris Xchange. Built from the ground up with the needs of the powersports customer in-mind, this one-stop online marketplace provides customers the ability to shop, research and start the buying process on thousands of off-road vehicles, snowmobiles, motorcycles, side-by-sides, auto-cycles, and ATVs from participating Polaris dealers nationwide.

“We are constantly infusing new ways of thinking and using our knowledge of the powersports customer to help advance our industry, introduce new people to powersports and enhance the experience for our owners and riders, and Polaris Xchange is another example of that industry leadership,” said Vic Koelsch, senior vice president, chief digital and information officer at Polaris. “Polaris Xchange simplifies the shopping process for customers, allowing them do most of the process online before visiting their local dealership to sign the paperwork.”

Consumer shopping habits have evolved in recent years with more consumers leveraging online resources for discovery, research and learning as they start the buying process prior to visiting a physical retail location, and powersports consumers are no different.

Polaris Xchange offers consumers the tools they need to feel confident as well as conveniently start the buying process from the comfort of their homes including: finding the vehicle, viewing used vehicle history and condition reports, shopping for accessories, indicating interest in protection products, determining trade-in value and prequalifying for a loan. From there, the customer simply needs to complete the purchase and pick up the vehicle from a dealer or have it delivered.

Polaris Xchange also provides value to Polaris dealers who can publish their new and used inventory online increasing visibility, reach, and awareness to shoppers.

“We set out to streamline the shopping process and provide consumers with even more confidence as they look to purchase,” said Koelsch. “Through Polaris Xchange, we are offering a one-stop, credible resource that makes it easier to not only find new Polaris vehicles but search through available used powersports inventory at our trusted network of dealers.”

With JoyDrive as a technology partner, Polaris Xchange will showcase used powersports inventory from all powersports manufacturers as well as available inventory of new Polaris vehicles at participating dealers.

Shop for your next ride and learn more about Polaris Xchange at www.polarisxchange.com.

–Erika Burke

Would someone on the inside tell Polaris to advertise on Bikernet. It’s cheap. Here’s our program: 

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/NEW_BIKERNET_PROGRAM_FOR_2019.aspx

MOTORCYCLE RIDERS FOUNDATION ROAD SHOWS

Earlier this month the MRF’s “Road Show” made its way to the Show Me State. The Missouri Freedom of Road Riders (FORR) held their 2023 seminar in Jefferson City and the MRF was proud to participate. The seminar entitled “Rebel with a Cause” included a diverse set of presentations focused on how riders in Missouri can help protect their freedoms and safety.

MRF lobbyist Rocky Fox made the trip and shared a recap of the MRF’s 2022 accomplishments in Washington D.C. and goals for 2023. Other seminar topics included presentations on group riding dynamics, security at motorcycle events, and a recap of the state legislative agenda.

The keynote speaker at the event was Missouri State Representative Darin Chappell. Representative Chappell is a newly elected member of the Missouri State Legislature, and he discussed his legislative priorities, including addressing the issue of motorcyclist profiling.

FORR has a strong track record of building lasting relationships with key lawmakers. In 2022, two longtime supporters of Missouri bikers were elected members of the U.S. House of Representatives. Rep. Mark Alford of Missouri’s 4th District and Rep. Eric Burlison from Missouri 7th district have both been champions for bikers in the Show Me State.

In fact, Congressman Burlison was the main sponsor of a helmet choice bill that repealed the universal helmet law in Missouri. The helmet choice bill, which repealed the universal helmet law that passed in 2020, was the culmination of years of lobbying by riders in Missouri. If that wasn’t good enough, Rep. Burlison is also a member of both the FORR and the MRF!

The MRF has long preached that building relationships with lawmakers early is the best way to see results down the road. The MRF is excited to work with these two lawmakers in D.C. and build off their work in Missouri.

The state of Missouri and the MRF have a long and storied history. Nearly 40 years ago, in 1984, the first ever “Meetings of the Minds” was held in St. Louis, Missouri. As a tribute to that important moment in the history of the motorcyclists’ rights movement, the MRF will host next year’s Meeting of the Minds in St. Louis. Both the MRF and the motorcyclists in Missouri are excited about returning to the place where it all started 40 years later!

The MRF thanks FORR for including us in these events and we look forward to seeing many of you in Missouri in 2024!

–MRF

DONNIE SMITH SHOW LAST WEEKEND—It was down some, but Cycle Source was on hand to cover the action. The Sturgis Motorcycle Museum was involved and the local chapter of the AMCA displayed antiques bikes from every era.

The above classic was one of the highlights. The cocktails flowed and everyone had a good time.

–Bandit

BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY OPENS EARLY

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

* * * 

People are usually shocked when they find out… I’m a bad electrician.

* * * 

They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.

–Sam Burns
Certified Librarian
Bandit’s Cantina™

 

INDIAN AND BARNSTORM CYCLES–Forged, Custom Sport Chief Series: Barnstorm Cycles

Here’s the second builder in Indian Motorcycles Custom Sport Chief Series, Jake Cutler with Barnstorm Cycles.

Carrying the torch for west coast style performance builds on the east coast, Barnstorm has an extensive history of delivering next level cruiser and bagger builds. Straight out of Massachusetts, Jake has been riding and working on motorcycles since he was three years old.

Watch Carey Hart check in with Jake on his vision for the Custom Sport Chief here: 
https://youtu.be/RiKSFgKKP8A

EMBED CODE:

TRUTH AND FREEDOM RESOLUTION

A resolution by the Motorcycle Riders Foundation to Congress to demand scientific transparency and truth for every motorcycle rider in this country.

Whereas Truth and Free Speech are the cornerstones of our society, motorcyclists all over the country want our rights and the truth to be respected

Whereas Critical Thinking is the backbone of science it needs held high for kids all over the world. America always endeavored to be the bastion of truth and free speech.

Whereas science is never settled and the public requires nothing but the truth as it affects their very existence.

Whereas children deserve to know the truth and scientific transparency. No matter who tries to hide the truth it will surface and the real deniers will be exposed.

Whereas every law in this country that effects the lives, livelihoods, homes, businesses and transportation must be based on truth or they are meaningless.

Whereas criminal governments throughout history restricted free speech. We cannot allow any attack on free speech to infiltrate our government.

A rough draft by Bandit

BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!

5-Ball VL,XA,FL Knucklehead build, Part 3

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/5Ball_VlXaFL_Knucklehead_build_Part_3.aspx

Kool KOOL $#!t .

And as for the ‘Stalled in progress’ chopper projects, I DEFINITELY have (I hate to say) a couple of them hahaha. Although, one is definitely back on (the lift) and progress is being made.

–El Waggs
airstreamstudio@live.com
Oceanside, CA

“This puppy isn’t stalled. It’s just my mental state that needed tweaking. More progress this week, with the Redhead’s help.”
–Bandit

NEW FROM THE MASTER OF LIGHT–Artist David Uhl

Greetings from hot Lakeland, Florida! I am here at the Sun ‘n Fun fly-in show and will be joined by David tomorrow. Our gallery is in Hangar A, so if you are coming out, please stop and say hello!

A few housekeeping items:

1 – our production department has been working tirelessly to get all of the pieces out from our previous promotion and are now focused on finishing the orders from Daytona and Isabella’s watercolor pieces.

2 – David is bringing a fun new aviation piece (title TBD). I’ll be sending out details on this one in the coming days. Would love to get your feedback!

3 – he’s also bringing a portrait of Jackie Cochran which will serve as his second “Women of Aviation” piece (with “Amelia”).

–Greg Rhodes
International Sales Director
David Uhl Fine Art
Uhl Studios
15801 W. Colfax Ave
Golden, CO 80401
303-913-4840

www.uhlstudios.com

MEANWHILE BACK IN CLASS–

If you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants in a jar, nothing will happen.

But if you shake the jar hard, the ants will start killing each other.

The red ants will consider the black ants their enemies, and the black ants will consider the red ants their enemies.

The real enemy is the one who shakes the jar.

The same thing happens in human society.

So, before we attack each other, we should think about who is shaking the jar.

–Professor Ray Russell
Bikernet University
Australia

FIRSTGEAR’S New Palisade and Reflex Products Deliver

Features for Diehard Riders

Whether the destination is work, play or the other side of the country, FIRSTGEAR’s newest arrivals deliver features designed specifically for riders with a destination in mind. The new Palisade Jacket and Reflex Jacket, along with their matching pants, shine when the sun is out. As always, FIRSTGEAR apparel products deliver comfort, safety and style with a price tag that makes them attainable for real riders.

The FIRSTGEAR Palisade Jacket is designed to be a rider’s daily “go-to” gear. It’s a three-season, waist-length jacket, that is comfortable and durable with no excess bulk. Constructed with waterproof and windproof polyester, abrasion resistant nylon ripstop and SuperFabric reinforced elbows, this jacket uses modern fabric technology to deliver a dry, comfortable ride.

The features don’t stop there, with reflective piping and panels, removable liner, adjustable armor pockets, vents, waterproof pockets, neoprene cuffs and seamless integration with FIRSTGEAR heated gear. This jacket goes to the top of the list when riders are shopping for new gear.

The Palisade Pant is designed to pair with the Palisade Jacket, delivering the same confident, comfortable ride. Using the same fabrics and technology, these pants add stretch knee panels, “no-snag” cuffs, adjustable waist and “slide-free” seat grip panels.

The FIRSTGEAR Reflex Jacket is perfect for riders enjoying warm summer days on their motorcycle. The fully vented, abrasion resistant nylon mesh construction is designed to keep a rider cool and safe. Features like elbow, shoulder and back protection, reflective piping and panels, SuperFabric elbow panels, adjustable neoprene cuffs and removable waterproof windproof liner, this jacket looks good no matter what style of bike the rider is aboard.

The Reflex Pant provides protection during warm weather rides. It features the same fully vented, abrasion resistant nylon mesh construction, knee and hip protection, stretch knee panels and slide-free seat grip panels.

Reflex Gloves deliver solid function and protection with the comfort of ventilated fabric, stretch wrist area and a hook and loop closure. Gloves are a critical piece of riding gear and Reflex gloves are the perfect match of fit and function.

The Palisade Jacket is available in Black/Black in men’s sizes from small to 2XLT. The Palisade Jacket retails for $419.95. Matching Palisade Pant is offered in waist sizes 32 to 42 with both regular and tall sizes in the lineup. The retail price for the Palisade Pant is $369.95.

The Reflex Jacket is available in Black/Black in men’s sizes from small to 2XLT and women’s sizes from s the 3XL. The Reflex Jacket retails for $369.95. Matching Reflex Pant is offered in waist sizes 32 to 42 with both regular and tall sizes in the lineup. Retail price for the Reflex Pant is $269.95.

Reflex Gloves are available in Black/Black for $59.95 and are available in men’s sizes S through 3XL and women’s sizes S to 2XL.

FIRSTGEAR products are available at motorcycle dealers around the country and a complete list of product features is available at www.firstgear-usa.com.

NEW FROM BAKER DRIVETRAIN–The Armored Attitude Adjuster

If you have a 2006 or later Dyna, or a 2007 and later Softail/ Touring bike you know the issues that come along with the stock auto chain tensioner. At the first moment that the chain has any slack in it, the auto tensioner ratchets the shoe up another notch.

Now one notch is not going to be an issue, but the tightening never stops and this causes several problems. The BAKER manual chain adjuster prevents damage to your motorcycle’s left-side motor case bearings, inner primary bearings, clutch hub bearings, and transmission output gear bearings.

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TEXAS FANDANGO THIS WEEKEND–

The Cherokee Chapter of the AMCA proudly presents The Texas Fandango. The Texas Fandango is a vintage swap meet, vintage bike show, and vintage races all rolled into one fun-packed weekend, March 31- April 2, 2023.

The Fandango is located in the beautiful Texas Hill Country at the Gillespie County Fairground in historic Fredericksburg. The premier event in Texas for any vintage motorcycle enthusiast. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Optimist Club Of Fredericksburg Texas. Please follow us on Instagram and Facebook for community photos and updates.

  • General admission is $20.00 per person
  • Active military or veterans $10.00 with a valid ID
  • Kids twelve or under are free
  • Pay at the main gate.
 
 

BRITISH MOTORCYCLISTS– Meet Minister For Decarbonization

The British Motorcycle Action Group told the minister for decarbonization that the UK government should abandon its plan to ban the sale of new vehicles with an internal combustion engine (ICE). MAG chair Neil Liversidge: “There are no reasons why electric and ICE vehicles cannot co-exist.”

Minister of State Jesse Norman (l) and Neil Liversidge.

Motorcycle Action Group (MAG) Chair, Neil Liversidge, met Minister of State (Decarbonization and Technology) Jesse Norman. With resistance to the ICE ban growing in Europe, MAG hammered home the message that the UK government should abandon its plan to ban the sale of new ICE vehicles in the United Kingdom from 2030.

Instead, MAG is presenting a radical alternative that will massively improve transport connectivity to unify the UK, improve air quality, and reduce emissions, whilst at the same time strengthening our country economically.

MAG National Chairman Neil Liversidge and MAG’s Director of Campaigns & Political Engagement, Colin Brown, met Jesse Norman. Neil and Colin hammered home the scale of the mistake the UK Government will be making if it mandates the end of internal combustion engine vehicles (ICEVs) as planned from 2030.

Key points they highlighted included:

* Why MAG’s alternative plan makes more sense.
* The threat the Government’s forced electrification poses to the UK’s long-term economic prosperity and national security.
* How forced electrification will negatively impact most people’s standard of living.
* Why policies that work in London don’t necessarily work in the rest of the UK.

‘Net Zero can be achieved whilst this technology continues to supply the clear benefits of carbon neutral, energy dense liquid fuels.’

The meeting took place as news surfaced that the EU’s own anti-ICE plan is in trouble, with proposals tabled to create an exception for e-fueled cars from 2035.

Germany, Austria, Italy, and other EU nations are opposing forced electrification due to the lack of technology neutrality.

MAG has consistently argued that internal combustion engines will be necessary and desirable for the foreseeable future.

Net Zero can be achieved whilst this technology continues to supply the clear benefits of carbon neutral, energy dense liquid fuels. There is no logic in enforcing the demise of a technology in a way that will inevitably cause hardship for UK citizens, whilst seriously damaging the UK’s economic prospects, and therefore its security, certainly for decades and possibly forever.

Speaking after the meeting, Neil said: “We were not expecting the Minister to announce a U-turn on the policy in the meeting, but I can say that we have robustly presented the strength of feeling on the ICE ban.

We briefly discussed MAG’s alternative solution for the future of transport with rapid expansion of an electrified public transport system allied to a diverse range of technologies in the private motorized sector.

There are no reasons why electric and ICE vehicles cannot co-exist to create a diverse and resilient transport system. We are seeing Europe edging towards this reality, and the UK could lead the way. We have agreed to submit a fleshed-out proposal to Jesse Norman that will both meet the Government’s ambitions and avoid destroying the economy and motorcycling culture in the process.”

Source: MAG
–FEMA

“Fuck Net Zero Anything! It’s a policy for ultimate control.” –Bandit

NEW YORK Close to Passing Statewide Gas Stove Ban on New Homes

New York state is reportedly close to enacting the nation’s first legislative ban on gas stoves for most new construction, including single-family homes and commercial buildings.

Amid a statewide uproar over the plan, the Democrat-led state legislature is set to advance the move as part of Democrat Gov. Kathy Hochul’s $227 billion budget blueprint, which heavily focuses on phasing out the use of fossil fuels with a commitment to creating a “cleaner, healthier environment for future generations.”

If passed as is, the measure would prohibit the installation of “fossil fuel equipment” and building systems in the construction of new one-family and smaller multi-family homes, beginning on Dec. 31, 2025. The same prohibition would apply to new larger multi-family homes and commercial buildings starting on Dec. 31, 2028.

This policy means that any new apartments or homes built after the effective dates wouldn’t be allowed to have many other common fossil fuel household items, including furnaces, water heaters, and clothes dryers. The term “fossil-fuel equipment” actually covers a wide range of oil- or gas-powered plumbing, heating, lighting, insulating, ventilating, air conditioning, and refrigerating equipment, as well as elevators and escalators that run on fossil fuel.

Exemptions for commercial kitchens, laboratories, laundromats, hospitals, crematoriums, and critical infrastructure projects would be likely, the governor’s office stated last month.

The state budget is due at midnight on April 1.

Supporters of the plan hope that New York state would take the policies of California and Washington to the next level, Politico reported.

–Bill Pan
Epoch Times

WOMEN RIDER OF THE WEEK—Haley Katzler

–Sam Burn
Talent Scout
Bikernet.com™

UPDATE: TENNESSEE EXHAUST NOISE BILL FAVORABLY AMENDED; REQUIRES YOUR SUPPORT

 DON’T DELAY! Please contact lawmakers to request their support for these bills:

Overview: Your voices were heard, Tennessee! After receiving hundreds of letters from folks like you, lawmakers positively amended legislation (S.B. 434/H.B. 769) aiming to reform the state’s motor vehicle noise laws.

Based on SEMA’s model legislation, S.B. 434/H.B. 769 would now implement a fair and objective method for determining compliance with the law, replacing a system that relies on subjective judgments on whether an exhaust system is too loud. S.B. 434 will be heard in the Senate on March 23rd and H.B. 769 is awaiting consideration by the House.

–SEMA
 

QUICK, New Bikernet Reader Comment!–

GUN NUT SPECIAL REPORT–SELF DEFENSE

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/GUN_NUT_SPECIAL_REPORTSELF_DEFENSE.aspx

Agree with Bruce!

Revolvers are definitely more concealable in my experience (been carrying one for 4 or 5 years before switching to Heizer Par1 – probably the smallest handgun I’ve ever owned, uses 223 ammo hence packing quite a punch!).

And always remember – any weapon is better than no weapon!

— Rob Harris
robharris.jr92@gmail.com
Dallas, TX

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE CAMPUS

When you can’t control what’s happening, challenge yourself to control the way you respond to what’s happening.

That’s where your power is.

–Ray Russell
Professor Emeritus
Bikernet University Down Under Campus
Australia

V-Twin Night Drags Presented by Speed-Kings Cycle–

Last fall, we featured a dealer who has been trying to bring together the industry one event at a time; this dealer being Speed-Kings Cycle Supply. Speed-Kings is bringing a V-twin-focused drag racing night to Rosamond, California. They are encouraging everyone to come race including those who have never raced to those who have been racing their whole lives. There will be live music and other fun activities as well!

Don’t miss this high-octane fun on April 15th from 6 pm to 10 pm at Willow Springs Raceway!

–Baker

KANSAS INTRODUCES RESOLUTION SUPPORTING INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES

DON’T DELAY! Please contact lawmakers to request their support for this proposal:

Overview: Kansas has introduced a SAN-supported resolution (H.R. 6018) reaffirming the state’s commitment to consumer choice and vehicles powered by internal combustion engines. As other states have begun to ban the sales of new gas- and diesel-powered vehicles starting in 2035, Kansas is declaring freedom from narrow and burdensome energy policies that limit existing, proven technologies.

The SAN believes that Kansas residents, not the government, should decide what vehicles are best for them and their families. The resolution awaits consideration by the House.

–SEMA

 

ANOTHER, New Bikernet Reader Comment!–Bruno is Coming

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Bruno_is_Coming.aspx

Gritty and hard hitting by a brother who’s been in the wind for so many years. Looking forward to more!

— Buckshot
buckshotbs1@gmail.com
Madera, CA

“Thanks much! I was inspired by a couple of Bikernet readers and I’m close. I made some notes this morning.”
–Bandit

INDIAN MOTORCYCLE RACING AND JARED MEES SECURE FIRST WIN OF 2023 SEASON

AT SENOIA SHORT TRACK–Mees Edges Out Competition for Win Aboard Indian FTR750,

Jumps to Second in Season Standings

Indian Motorcycle Racing, presented by Progressive Motorcycle Insurance, secured its first win of the 2023 American Flat Tracksm season following a nail-biting performance by reigning SuperTwins Champion and Indian Motorcycle Wrecking Crew rider Jared Mees.

Piloting the championship winning Indian FTR750, Mees and Dallas Daniels went head-to-head at the Senoia Short Track, as the exciting Main event ended with Mees passing the finish line mere .174 seconds before Daniels.

Having missed the podium at the season-opening doubleheader in Daytona, Mees arrived at Senoia Raceway seeking redemption. After securing the top qualifying position, Mees took advantage of his prime starting position and demonstrated his racing prowess during the Main event. Though he relinquished the lead to Daniels around the halfway point, the bar-to-bar battled continued into the final lap, where Mees ultimately took control and edged out Daniels and captured his first win of the 2023 season.

“This was the bounce-back performance Jared needed, and we all expected,” said Gary Gray, Vice President Racing, Service & Technology for Indian Motorcycle. “Though it’s early in the season, Jared came into the race with a must-win mentality, as he fully understands the importance of keeping the points close as he competes for his ninth career championship.”

Through three races, Mees’ win and two fourth place finishes rank him 14 points behind Daniels, who sits atop the season leaderboard. As a highly decorated veteran flat track racer, having won four of the last six SuperTwins championships aboard the Indian FTR750, Mees is now just one shy from his personal career goal to reach Scottie Parker’s record of nine championships. Mees has more than 60 career wins and multiple records.

The 2023 American Flat Track season continues April 1 for the Arizona Super TT at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park in Chandler, AZ. For more information on Indian Motorcycle Racing, visit IndianMotorcycle.com and follow along on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

LATEST FROM DENNIS KIRK—The crew handles all the latest Arlen Ness Products from the Bay Area.

BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY SPRING OPENER

I didn’t get any money this time

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”

“My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.”

“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.

“Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.”

“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”

“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”

“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing!”

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The customs of an Irishman

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.”

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”

–Sam Burns
Official Librarian
Bandit’s Cantina

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MOTORCYCLE RIDERS FOUNDATION MISSION STATEMENT

As you may be aware, the MRF has been kicking ass and taking names for nearly 40 years. During the past 75 days, the MRF has double downed. Profiling language included in the mega spending bill signed into law in December. NHTSA answering the MRF-inspired letter from Congressman Tim Walberg regarding autonomous vehicles (AVs, driverless cars or whatever the newspeak word for this vehicle is).

The MRF is the nation’s premier motorcyclists’ rights advocacy group with full-time representation on Capitol Hill and we’re not backing down. And it’s long overdue that those who have been enjoying the freedoms the MRF promotes and protects join in our fight!

Attached please find the 2023 Meeting of the Minds sponsorship deck. Thanks for circulating it among those who repeatedly ask what they can do. Additionally, I’ve attached the 2023 Meeting of the Minds registration form and if they’re serious, here’s a copy of the Bikers inside the Beltway flyer. Like participatory democracy – Bikers inside the Beltway is free, but you do need to participate to make it work better! Hope to see you at both!

Thanks for your ongoing support of the Motorcycle Riders Foundation.

Yours in Freedom,

–Fredric Harrell
Director, Conferences & Events
Motorcycle Riders Foundation
P.O. Box 9090
Peoria, Illinois 61612

ACTION AT 5-BALL RACING HEADQUARTERS—

My grandson Frank Ball is considering opening a full on 5-Ball Racing Leathers Store in Marina Del Rey near Bartels’ H-D on Lincoln Blvd. Plus Rhiannon is a new 5-Ball Racing model.
 
 

Check the goods or buy a book at the 5-Ball shop.

Hang on!

–Bandit

NEW MOTORCYCLE MOVIE IN THE WORKS

Watch the new Iron Lilly video

We are making a movie!

Click the Wefunder logo for more information & investment opportunities.

https://ironlilly.com/

–from Rogue
Senior Editor
Bikernet.com™

FEDERAL AGENCYAnnounces New Rules for Air Conditioners Amid Controversy Around Gas Stoves

The Department of Energy (DOE) on Thursday said it has finalized rules on window air conditioners and air cleaners that it says will make the common household items more efficient, coming as the federal government has signaled it would further regulate gas stoves.

The agency said it has “finalized new energy efficiency standards for room air conditioners—commonly known as window air conditioners—and portable air cleaners that will reduce household energy costs and significantly cut pollution,” according to a news release, adding that it will “save American families and consumers approximately $1.5 billion per year on their electrity bills.”

The rules for air cleaners are slated to be implemented starting next year, while the rules for air conditioners will come in 2026, said the DOE. With the rules, the agency said that it will eliminate some 106 million metric tons of carbon dioxide emissions over three decades.

With the latest round of regulations in combination with proposed rules for gas stoves, critics have said they’re tantamount to federal overreach. During the comments period for the DOE’s rule proposal, the Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers issued a comment saying the standards are “too stringent and will have a negative, disproportionate impact on low-income households and historically marginalized communities.”

The group then urged the DOE to “reassess parts of its analysis with respect to proposed standards levels … and some of the assumptions upon which the analysis is based,” it said in its 2022 comment to the agency. “As discussed further below, DOE must conduct further analysis to determine how increasingly stringent standards disproportionately affect low-income households and historically marginalized communities, as required under” another executive order…

–Jack Phillips
Epoch Times

PANHEAD OF THE WEEK—From the Peter Kox collection.

–Sam Burns
Feature Bike Editor
Bikernet.com™

 

STRAIGHT FROM NASH MOTORCYCLE AN JASON MAMOA–THE STAINLESS STEEL KNUCKLE BUCKLE

Limited Quantities

The Knuckle Buckle is the latest collaboration between Nash Motorcycle Co and Jason Momoa’s On The Roam. Jason and Taber Nash both have a passion for Harley’s first OHV motor, the iconic Knucklehead. First developed in 1936 this motor transcended the 2nd World War and developed a cult following from Harley enthusiasts and custom bike builders around the globe.

To commemorate the unique design of this motor, Jason and Taber have designed The Knuckle Buckle.This one is cast in stainless steel with an antique finish and polished Knuckle Nuts. A prodigy that is built to last a lifetime just like the venerable Knucklehead engine.

Pair this rad buckle with your favorite belt or one of our Knucklehead, Nash Motor Co., or Plain Jane belts!

LG Buckle- 5″ x 2.16″ (Accepts a belt 1.75″ wide)

Regular Buckle- 3.78″ x 1.6″ (Accepts a belt 1.50″ wide)

*Buckle Only. Belt Sold Separately.

TUCKER POWERSPORTS–Named Exclusive US Distributor for Kellermann Lighting Products

Tucker Powersports today announced its exclusive distribution agreement with Kellermann GmbH, the German manufacturer of high-technology premium lighting products for motorcycles.

Kellermann, known for its award-winning style and tremendous popularity in the custom bike community, now has access to the thousands of dealers in Tucker’s dealer network, while Tucker secures another exclusive partnership with a leading technology company in powersports.

Kellermann, based in Aachen, Germany, has been manufacturing motorcycle accessories for over 30 years. The company’s turn indicators and other lighting products have set industry standards for brightness and style and have earned a cult-like following among motorcycle customizers and designers.

With design awards from Red Dot and the Chicago Athenaeum, the broad product line can deliver classic style or dramatic custom looks. Kellermann has worked previously with Tucker’s Kuryakyn brand to develop the tremendously successful Tracer lighting systems launched in 2021 and 2022. The company’s current product line includes lighting products, mounts, and related electronics.

“Together with Tucker and their extensive dealer network, we want to take our brand to the next level in the US market “, said Dr. Stefan Wöste, CEO of Kellermann. “This partnership will make the upcoming introduction of our newest lighting products even more impactful.”

“Kellermann and Tucker share a passion for technology and product innovation,” said Marc McAlister, CEO of Tucker. “This partnership is an opportunity for two tremendous brands to have a significant impact in the motorsports industry.”

Tucker is preparing for the launch of Kellermann’s newest products in the next few weeks, which will reinforce the technology and quality leadership of the Kellermann line of products.

NEW SHOP IN THE BLACK HILLS—

Taylord Cycles opened in Spearfish, South Dakota three weeks ago. It’s a small shop, but the owner Luke Wiles, worked at Black Hills Harley-Davidson for several years and he’s already cranking out full blown customs.

For more info go to Taylordcycles.com
Or call 605-717-2450

AMA LAND SPEED GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP AT BONNEVILLE

It’s also known as the Bonneville Motorcycle Speed Trials, where the world’s fastest motorcycles hit breathtaking speeds on the otherworldly Bonneville Salt Flats near Wendover, Utah.

Ranging from 50cc minibikes to 3,000 cc streamliners, participants of varying investments and experiences share the stage as they showcase their enthusiasm for insanely speedy travel.

After adverse conditions prevented the event from running in 2022, the championship will be back and better that ever August 26-31.

MASSACHUSETTS– to Enforce Right to Repair Law in June

Massachusetts’ Attorney General Andrea Campbell announced plans to enforce the state’s expanded “right to repair” law, which was passed overwhelmingly by Massachusetts voters in 2020, starting on June 1, 2023.

Right to repair has been on hold in Massachusetts for over two years as the result of a decision by the state’s former Attorney General to delay enforcement of the law pending a federal lawsuit from automakers, where U.S. District Judge Douglas Woodlock has delayed ruling on the matter six times.

–SEMA

ANOTHER, New Bikernet Reader Comment!

LIFE’S OPPORTUNITIES BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for March 23, 2023

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/LIFES_OPPORTUNITIES_BIKERNET_WEEKLY_NEWS_for_March_23_2023.aspx

Hey Bandit,

I just have to comment: You’re opening statement really hit home. At 75, you’re just a tad over 10 years ahead of me (I’m hitting 65 this year). I’ve been following your Bikernet output since before you moved to Wilmington, CA. You are SO SPOT ON.

In the early days, I had bike project sitting around for years just to find missing parts to complete an assembly. Today we can get almost everything online in real time. No more asking anyone and everyone if anyone knows someone.

I’m thinking of writing a book or two, building a Panhead bar hopper, and just happy to be living in these best of times. My point is Life IS incredible indeed, all we need to do is to get out of bed and get moving. It’s all at our fingertips indeed.

I only met you once at a Hollister rally but you’ve been a straight shooter. I consider you a friend since day one. Keep the code and Keep inspiring us Bandit!

We’re listening! Your bud

— Kolohe
Citrus Heights, CA

“Thanks brother, means a lot. This week has been wild. I got out of bed at 6:45 on Monday and haven’t stopped. Keep after it!”
–Bandit

LIFESTYLE CYCLES DEAL OF THE WEEK–STOCK #13787C

2018 HARLEY DAVIDSON SOFTAIL FAT BOB FXFB

ONLY 3604 Miles!

This Fat Bob will rock you in your socks with a stage 2 and dyno tuned. If you want the ultimate bike that has every high end aftermarket part you would ever need this bike is for you. This thing is fast, sexy, and comfortable. Check it out today.

* Screaming Eagle HiFlo intake
* 2 Brothers race exhaust
* Performance machine Gold risers
* Performance machine Black moto bars
* Memphis shades windshield
* Memphis shades handguards
* Avon grips
* LED headlight
* LED Turn signals all around
* Willy G derby cover
* Custom vault hard waterproof bags
* Flo motorsports foot controls
* Contrast cut shift linkage
* Dyno Jet power vision tuner
* Saddleman Red stitched seat
* Screaming eagle spark plug wires

This bike is only $16,995

Plus license, $85.00 documentation fee, and local sales tax. NO HIDDEN FEES like some dealers. And we have no reconditioning or prep fees. This bike has passed Lifestyle Cycles rigorous 92-point safety/mechanical/structural inspection.This motorcycle has not been refurbished and does not come with any warranty expressed or implied! EXTENDED WARRANTIES are available!

Fill out an online application today. We have EZ FINANCING

Lifestyle Cycles is located at 1510 State College Blvd,Anaheim,CA,92806. Open 7 days a week.

NOT LOCAL? WE HAVE SHIPPING AVAILABLE! Call today (714) 490-0155.

— Richard Allstun
Marketing Director
Lifestyle Cycles
714.490.0155

ANDREANI USA Expands Product Offering to Include–MIVV Exhausts and Nitron Suspension Products

Andreani USA, the recently opened subsidiary of Italy’s Andreani Group, has added two notable European brands to their product offering for US motorcycle dealers and consumers. Italy’s MIVV exhaust systems offer high performance, matched with Italian style and an expansive product line.

England’s Nitron Racing Systems shocks and suspension products carry a racing pedigree and applications for all types of motorcycles. Both MIVV and Nitron’s motorcycle products have not been commonly available in the United States prior to Andreani USA’s launch.

MIVV is well known throughout Europe as a brand that delivers increased performance, refined sound and Italian-style to motorcycles of all types. Andreani USA is MIVV’s first US-based distributor and will make MIVV exhaust products readily available for American powersports dealers.

“Entering into an important market like the US required that we select a highly professional distributor, and we have a long history working with Andreani Group,” said MIVV’s Business Unit Manager Danilo DeBerardinis. “Our current production touches every segment of the motorcycle world, from naked to superbikes, from enduros to adventure bikes, and we’ve had requests to create products for models of every brand, especially Harley-Davidson motorcycles.”

Nitron Racing Systems suspension products are typically used in high performance vehicles in the automotive and motorcycle markets. Based in Britain’s Motorsports Valley, the home of F1 racing, Nitron’s shocks and forks are known for innovation, quality and attention to detail. Nitron makes shocks for all types of motorcycles, from motocross to ADV to cruisers and touring bikes.

“We strive to bring the best products to our network of dealers in the United States,” said Andreani USA President Luciano Ubaldini. “As the exclusive distributor of MIVV exhausts and Official Service Center for Nitron suspension products, we can ensure that our dealers are delivering great products and technical support to American motorcycle riders.”

Nitron Racing Systems and MIVV products are available immediately from Andreani USA.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Last night, I went out to dinner and I overheard a man at the table next to me as he asked the server if the prices on the menu were negotiable. Then after the server told him no, he snuck over to the kitchen where he made a rude remark to the prep-cook about how his neighbors dined at a similar restaurant recently and had the same meal for a lot less.

It gets even worse! He had the audacity to ask the chef if there was any way he could hurry things up for him and put his meal before all the other patrons.

Lastly, this arrogant fool interrupted the dishwasher and asked him if he might be able to save a few dollars by washing his own plates and silverware. Thank god they refused to serve him and threw him out in the street to fend for himself!

Now, I know this story may sound ridiculous when presented in a restaurant setting but why is it that so many consumers feel just fine taking this approach with mechanics

–Sam Burns

“This was cool, but I pointed out that for a $20 meal, I’m not going to question much, but if the service or the meal sucks I won’t be back.

On the other hand, if I take my motorcycle to a shop and they might charge me $2000 or $10,000 I’m going to question and look for options.”

–Bandit

NEW FROM THE SCOTT JACOBS FAMILY— Wow! What a bike week. Daytona Bike Week attendees, you cease to impress!

With sales through the roof this year, we nearly cleaned out the remaining numbers of “We the People” AND “We Ride Free…”

Now that’s Jackie is home from Florida, she is working hard to get your orders out ASAP.

In the meantime, we completed Scott’s video interview on “Daytona, Surf and Sand” (below).

  • Sturgis & Daytona’s 82nd Releases
  • 82nd motorcycle rally painting by scott jacobs
  • Scott created a painting for the 82nd Sturgis Rally and Daytona Bike Week. They were printed the same size for you to collect both if you’re a big bike rally fan.

IT’S WHISKEY NIGHT

I’ll try to stay focused. Tomorrow, Irish Rich and I will work with parts I have and I got from Carl Pussar and Cabana Dan at the Donnie Smith show last weekend and try to build a trans from my VL,XA,FL-5 Knucklehead project.

We are trying to build a 4-Speed case, 5-Speed guts transmission that will work with an Evo primary.

I spoke to my genius pal this week who has three PHDs and his wife is a master with Gourds. As it turns out 45 John in Deadwood grows gourds. He still has one of his classic trikes for sale.

It snows like every three days here, but the sun comes out and it’s magnificent. When it hits 36 degrees we think it’s a heat wave.

We’ve ordered some spirit bells since my point covers from Chopper Dave were delayed. Hell, we’ll have Xmas gifts for the next two years. That’s one way to look at it.

I’m writing another story about Cabana Dan and all his ’13, ’14 builds. I’m confused, but these tanks and sheetmetal stripped by Tim at Flat Earth Artworks will be amazing.

Might get a call any minute about progress on the ’58. It’s at a very organized shop in Whitewood, a town of 820 folks.
 
 
Longtime friend, rider and sailing master, Bob Bitchin sold his sailing mag and is back with his books. He owned Biker and started Tattoo magazine back in the day. 
 

Where’s my whiskey?

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